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bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

Polivia + Eye sex [part 2]

requested by angie514
  #.polivia    #.fringe  

officialfrenchtoast:

jesus-take-the-feels:

offficialfrenchtoast:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

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What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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phiillii:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

jaime lannister: arrives at his son’s wedding 15 minutes late with starbucks

  #.got  

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

stephaniecatley:

cmoscato4
16 minutes ago
Look who I found trying to tip my whip. She’s gonna get it. #Babypipecleanersforarms #thankgahd#shehadnochance @mrapinoe

stephaniecatley:

cmoscato4

16 minutes ago

Look who I found trying to tip my whip. She’s gonna get it. #Babypipecleanersforarms #thankgahd#shehadnochance @mrapinoe